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  • 40-ish ............... 49
  • Adventurer.....Has had more partners than you ever will
  • Athletic.......................Flat-chested
  • Average looking.......... Ugly
  • Beautiful..................... Pathological liar
  • Contagious smile......... Bring your penicillin
  • Educated ................... College dropout
  • Emotionally secure....... Medicated
  • Feminist....................... Fat; a ball buster
  • Free spirit.................... Substance user
  • Friendship First......... Trying to live down a reputation as a slut
  • Fun........................... Annoying & Talks A Lot
  • Gentle ..................... Comatose
  • Good listener ........... Borderline autistic
  • New-age ....................Body Piercing &/or Tattoos
  • Old-fashioned ........... Lights out, missionary position only
  • Open-minded ............. Desperate
  • Outgoing.................... Loud
  • Passionate.................. Loud
  • Poet..................... .....Depressive schizophrenic
  • Professional...............Aggressive &/or Overbearing
  • Redhead.................... Shops the Clairol section
  • Reubenesque..............Fat
  • Romantic.................. Looks better by candlelight
  • Voluptuous............... Grossly Fat
  • Weight proportional to height......Watch Out!!
  • Wants soulmate..........One step away from stalking
  • Widow...................... Nagged first husband to death
  • Young at heart.......... Toothless crone

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  • 40-ish...................52 and looking for 25-yr-old
  • Athletic................Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
  • Average looking...Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, and back
  • Educated..............Will always treat you like an idiot
  • Free Spirit............ Sleeps with your sister
  • Friendship first..... As long as friendship includes touching & nudity.
  • Fun........................Good with a remote and a six pack
  • Good looking.........Arrogant
  • Honest....................Pathological liar
  • Huggable................Overweight, more body hair than a buffalo
  • Likes to cuddle.......Insecure, overly dependent
  • Mature ...................Until you get to know him
  • Open-minded..........Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested
  • Physically fit............I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself
  • Poet....................... Has written on a bathroom stall
  • Spiritual.................. Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday
  • Stable..................... Occasional stalker, but never arrested
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