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Welcome to our classic proverbs page where you'll find timeless proverbs from all over the world! Tough Day? Need a laugh? We're happy to oblige! The itscupid jokes and humor archive is the largest of its kind, and is presented with no pesky pop up ads, redirect spam pages or browser spyware to muck up your puter! The world needs more laughter and we've compiled a fantastic array of the best jokes and graphics that's ever circulated the Internet.
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A bird in the hand is worth two in a bush. A broken hand works, but not a broken heart. A cat has nine lives.. A closed mouth catches no flies. A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs. A courtyard common to all will be swept by none. A dog is wiser than a woman; it does not bark at its master. A drink precedes a story. A drowning man is not troubled by rain. A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees. A forest is in an acorn. A friend in need is a friend indeed. A friend's eye is a good mirror. A good denial, the best point in law. A good husband is healthy and absent. A hard beginning maketh a good ending.
A hedge between keeps friendship green. A hen is heavy when carried far. A hound's food is in its legs. A house without a dog or a cat is the house of a scoundrel. A hungry man is an angry man. A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. A little too late, is much too late. A loan though old is not gift. A lock is better than suspicion. A man does not seek his luck, luck seeks its man. A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal. A man may well bring a horse to the water, but he cannot make him drink. A man should live if only to satisfy his curiosity. A monkey never thinks her baby's ugly. A new broom sweeps clean, but the old brush knows all the corners. A penny for your thoughts. Next Proverbs Page Top of Page | Main Humor Archives
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