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A person who can't lead and won't follow makes a dandy roadblock.

A morning without coffee is like something without something else.

It takes one tree to make 10,000 matches, but one match to burn 10,000 trees.

Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Quitters never win, and winners never quit, but those who never quit AND never win are idiots.

People who do the world's real work don't usually wear neckties.

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.

Incoming fire has the right of way.

If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.

The enemy invariably attacks on one of two occasions:
1. When you're ready for them.
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A book is like a garden carried in the pocket.

A bird in the hand is worth two in a bush.

A broken hand works, but not a broken heart.

A cat has nine lives..

A closed mouth catches no flies.

A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs.

A courtyard common to all will be swept by none.

A dog is wiser than a woman; it does not bark at its master.

A drink precedes a story.

A drowning man is not troubled by rain.

A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.

A forest is in an acorn.

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

A friend's eye is a good mirror.

A good denial, the best point in law.

A good husband is healthy and absent.

A hard beginning maketh a good ending.

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A healthy man is a successful man.

A hedge between keeps friendship green. A hen is heavy when carried far.

A hound's food is in its legs.

A house without a dog or a cat is the house of a scoundrel.

A hungry man is an angry man.

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on.

A little too late, is much too late.

A loan though old is not gift.

A lock is better than suspicion.

A man does not seek his luck, luck seeks its man.

A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal.

A man may well bring a horse to the water, but he cannot make him drink.

A man should live if only to satisfy his curiosity.

A monkey never thinks her baby's ugly.

A new broom sweeps clean, but the old brush knows all the corners.

A penny for your thoughts.

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