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CUPID'S CHEESY PICK UP LINES
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
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Are you a surgeon? CAuse you've just took my heart away!
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Have I seen you before? OH yeah it was in the dictionary under
the word KABLAM!!
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There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.
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You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
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My pickup line was published on the Internet... Would you like
to hear it.
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Hey gorgeous the power company is looking for you you're so electrifying.
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I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
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Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
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Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
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I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
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Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
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Bond. James Bond
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How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know
what to make for you in the morning!
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If I pet you, would you follow me home?
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I'm not wearing any pants.
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I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a
feed bag.
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I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.
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You remind me of my Grandma except I haven't slept with you yet.
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You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home
in the fridge.
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Do you just wanna get naked?
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Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my
package!
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Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out.
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Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
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Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want
to be.
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Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
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I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
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I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking
to you.
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Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you
treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
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Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost
mine.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
into this cheap motel room.
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I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
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If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
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You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only
a light switch away.
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That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them
off you.
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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
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Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the
sky and put them in your eyes.
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Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set
of buns.
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Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
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Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
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Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.
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If you were a buger I would pick you first.
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You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get her to ask
you why)
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of
my dreams. ( have something quick to say afterwards)
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Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this
world.
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Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written
all over ya.
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I can't wait until tomorrow. She replys why not. You say cause
you look better everyday.
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Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day!
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If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together!
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I must be in heaven cause I've seen an angel.
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Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still
pretty good.
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Do you wanna have kids with me??? No? Then do you just wanna practice?
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I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all
day long for just a quarter!!
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Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!
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Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.
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Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table
and take what I want?
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You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married.
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Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
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I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther
for that thing you do with your tongue.
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Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
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Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible".
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Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
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Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?!?!!
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Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
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Hi! Can I buy you a car?
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I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?
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You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.
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You're ugly but you intrigue me.
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Hey baby...infect me!
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Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
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No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
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Be unique and different, say yes.
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If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I
want.
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Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have
a weak heart.
- If
I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I'd be walking in
my garden forever.
- (To
someone wearing a wetsuit, i.e. surfer, bodyboarder, etc.): Are
you wet in that suit?
- What
do you say we go behind a rock and get a little boulder?
- Hi
there! Do you wanna see something really swell?
- Why
don't you surprise your room-mate and not come home tonite?
- I
lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
- I'm
sorry, were you talking to me? No? Oh well then, please start.
- You
look so good, when I saw you I almost had a hard attack.
- Sweetheart,
you make me wanna get a job.
- Excuse
me, do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for
you.
- Helen
was so lovely the Trojans climbed into a horse. You're so gorgeous
I'd climb into a Trojan.
- Nice
legs. What time do they open?
- I
hope you have a library card because I checking you out.
- I'm
not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
- I'm
feeling a little off today. Would you mind turning me on?
- Since
you lost your virginity, can I play with the box it came in?
- You
must eat a lot of lucky charms because you are magically delicious!
Man:
"Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man:
"Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man:
"Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man:
"So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man:
"Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man:
"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man:
"But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man:
"So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man:
"Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"
Man:
"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"
Man:
"Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man:
"I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man:
"I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man:
"If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".
Man:
"Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man:
"I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man:
"I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?
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